Alles perfekt / Everything's Perfect
Stand-up comedy was yesterday. This is the first start-up comedy! We guarantee you two million jokes in two minutes. Women are going to double over more than they do in their yoga classes they'll be laughing so much, and men'll split their sides so much they go home with a six pack. So we Comedy Hirten aren't a cabaret group, but far more of a satirical movement. Experience the best key note speakers in an evening. Experience the best keynote speakers in one evening.
Angela Merkel with her talk: "Motivation, not minimum wage"
Dominic Thiem's etiquette course: "Polite rhetoric even when conceding"
And Marcel Hirscher's spontaneous philosophical address: "What do we do in the meantime"
And much, much more. The world simply looks different when we see it through Hans Knauß' helmet camera.
On a single evening, become:
- more beautiful than any model on Instagram,
- richer than Donald Trump and Bill Gates together and
- happier than the people of Bhutan.
Comedy Hirten makes you fit for the future. How does Buddha put it so nicely: there's only one real time to see Comedy Hirten's new programme, and that time is now!
Because one day will be the last tick on our smartwatch, the last goji berry will be picked and our self-driving car will have to continue on without us.
But before we're laid out exquisitely styled with just 5% body fat into a casket branded with a corporate logo while our 1,000 followers show their emotion by clicking on a crying emoji, we've still got something to hold out to the digital world: natural intelligence!
"Alles perfekt" / "Everything's Perfect" – the new programme of #Comedy Hirten live and unfiltered. The content basically doesn't matter though; the main thing is that you can get some great networking done during the break.