Familientreffen / Family Reunion
"You're no longer my great nephew twice removed!" - this is the insult that ended what was meant to be a pleasant Supancic family gathering planned again this year.
The homemade liquorice-quark cream croissants that Aunt Hildegard von Bingen wanted to serve everyone as an amuse bouche and ended up in the garbage every year would have still worked.
If it hadn't been for Hubsi - who nobody knows how they're related to - wanting to DJ and scratching 17 of Mike's favorite LPs within thirty minutes and the latter smoking his first cigarette since the last family reunion.
But was it Uncle Rudi's new girlfriend, a transsexual atomic physicist from Indonesia (catalogue number 214-335), who made Aunt Aloisia say "I can't anymore!" and smash a vase over her head? Or not-a-real-aunt Waltraud with her wolf dog from Wallachia? Or ski trainer Kurt, who raved about "hazing"? Or was it ultimately Donald Trump, a mix of prole and Forrest Gump?
This unusual community is as hot as a fire brigade of arsonists. Experience the unfinest of North Korean songs by Kim Jong Un and much more. But by that time Mike will have lost track of how much he smoked.
What the heck? Forget the Adams, Kelly and Modern Family, not to mention the patchwork and other families.
That's because one thing's for sure: only the Supancic family goes above and beyond - and more.